Fishy Pricks

Here's the funny thing. First there's the fishbone that got stuck somewhere in my throat. I tried everything that people on online forums suggested: a big mouthful of rice, a big glob of bread chased down by water, a chunk of banana and even milk. The last thing I tried was lemon (some say the acid helps to soften the bone) - but it's giving me a stomachache! The bone? Still there! Plus a tummy cramp...